Kim & Tommy

No Medieval Times :(

2004-02-02T04:37:40Z

So Tommy, I and my friend Melissa made an attempt to go to Medieval Times.. it didn't work.. I got lost, we were running late as it is, and we got there at 8 when it started at 7, so needless to say, we didn't get there, but we are going to try and again sometime in the near future, so that will be a great picture post :)
ANYWAY.. since we were in the car for a good like four fucking hours, we took stupid pics.. and since we haven't postd in a while.. here are some randoms! <3

Here is Melissa Tommy and I

Melissa & Me

My I dont know where the fuck I am look

La la la

That could be a.. I'm in so much pain because Kim won't stop singing .. or I have no idea haha

We're gonna craaaaaaaaash

Normal Shots

Ohh la la

And I leave you with the many faces of your favorite, as well as mine.. TOMMY!

:)!!!!

Happy New Years!

2004-01-01T19:21:39Z

Last night, Tommy and I were going to go to our bar, but when I heard that it was 75 buck-a-roos to get in.. plans changed lol... Soo we went with our original plan to go to my friend Vinnys house in Breezy Point, Brooklyn... but FIRST! we of course had to make a pit stop at our favorite 7-11, with our favorite 7-11 guy MAYHESH! .. first I had to pee, and Tommy said they never let anyone use their bathroom.. but ooo.. THEY LET ME! it was wonderful.. then I was too lazy to get from a normal liquor store earlier, so I went to pick up my beer at the 7-11.. So i pick up the case.. and I'm thinking, why is this so heavy and so tall?! So i bring it to Mayhesh to ring up and hes like you can't have this, and im like why not! he opens it... it was a fucking case of 40's! I almost peed. it amused me greatly.. Anyway. off to Breezy....

Meet Vinny!

My cousin Vinny is my neighbor Franny's nephew.. he's awesome and i <3 him! He was upset all the people who said they were coming didn't show, but there was still a good amount of people there.. He had goodies for us, like hats and blowers and shit.. it was wondeeful....
All his friends were really nice.. I liked this one in particular ;)

I would like to know who's jacket that was, I never thought to ask, but he wore it proud as a peacock!..
All his friends were drunk before we even got there, so it was amusing to watch...
Anyway.. then midnight came! and this is Vinny on his table counting down...

Yay! Happy New Year! LOL

So I have come to the dear conclusion that Vinny and I have a cock obsession.. last time I was with him we take this picture....

Then last night, this picture?!

(For those who cannot see, he placed a small ceramic cock by my no-no region, muhaha)

So Vinny and his friends did some dancing....

Tommy, Vinny and I did some picture taking.....

I love this picture <3

Hot loving on the couch..

I'm pissed this picture is blurry, but I still love it..

Here is Vinny and I's attempt at taking a nice picture before we left...

Not too shabby...

And this is Tommy and I's ride home.. him driving my car, singing to Celine Dion.. sexay.....

Anyway, since I needed to sober up, and i was starving, we decided to go to the diner when we got back to Staten Island... cheese fries never tasted so good.. mmm... we had a sexy waiter,,, and we had a annoying cunt of a girl behind us.. repeatedly asking the guy she was with why he likes her.. she was dressed like such a slut... ugh i hate staten island girls... anyway! that was our night! I hope everyone had a superb evening! and Happy New Years to all!

Merry Christmas!

2003-12-24T05:59:07Z

Ho Ho Ho Everyone!! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Love, Kim & Tommy

Only in New York can you see someone driving around with a christmas tree ... DECORATED!

Normal picture of me and Tommy.. he is growing his hair out.. see how sexy?

My Birthday Bash Part 2

2003-12-14T21:26:47Z

So last night was quite interesting.. It was my 21st Birthday and we all went to a bar.. for full details and pictures go to my journal TheeKim) but anyway.. this is Tommy and I's Journal, so I saved all the pictures of me and Tommy to put on here... and we did take some doozies last night... there were a lot of first times last night.. and we shall show em all to you!! but just beware for what is behind the cut.....

Tommy, whutever are you looking at?

Tommy's first shot

and of course.. Tommy and I's first kiss. LOL.. whut a kodak moment, huh?

oy vey.. it 'twas a good time

Ice Ice Baby!!

2003-11-23T00:02:48Z

How exciting.. we finally have pictures! My camera broke, and Tommy's is jagunda and we've both been busy.. ANYWAY! So last week my friend Melissa asked me if I would go with her to meet Jessica Simpson in the city.. so I agreed and asked Tommy if he wants to go also, so we went! Melissa got there at like 10 cause she's a freak, and me and Tommy didn't get there till 3, so when we got there, we cut to where Melissa was, and the signing started at 4... So enjoy our adventure in the city!

We asked Melissa to take a pic of us with our CDs to show everyone.. I guess we are laughing because we know how silly she is that she would actually cut out the CD part of the picture... (These are developed pics, not digital BTW)

And here is MELISSA!!! She loves our LJ, but never comments, she sucks ass..

Ah-ha.. So here is the whole day.. We left the island around 2, got there around 3.. cut right into line, as we did this.. someone followed our lead and cut into the line with us! his name:
ICE!!
whut he looks like:

LMAO.. this guy was hysterical, he didn't even know whut he was cutting in line for.. we tell him, and now he wants to meet her, so he hijacks someones poster and waits in line with all of us to meet her.. the whole time on line he was talking to these peoples in front of us, hitting on all the girls.. "battling" with this short italian guido boy in front of us.. Ice was awesome tho.. he told me I had a bigger booty than him, and then he tried to ya know, kick it to me, then me and Tommy proceeded to tell Ice me and him were going out and we had children together.. Ice enjoyed our stories lol.. Then Ice finally gets up to Jessica! and we are right behind him and he starts SINGING to her! Ice, he so cuh-raaaaaaaazy. He asked Jessica for a record deal.. she told him he had a lovely voice haha.. i <3 ice

So then after Ice, Tommy met Jessica.. They chatted for a second or two and I took their picture..

Then after the picture, I handed the camera to Tommy to take our picture.. So now the reason me and Jessica Simpson are laughing in this picture is because Tommy took his hat off to take the picture and revealed the WORST hat hair EVER!! So now i'm dying laughing and I say to him while waiting for the pic.. OMG tommy NICE hair, so Jessica whispers to me.. 'it's the new style" while laughing,, then says outloud to Tommy.. "Don't worry! I didn't look!" LOL it was classic ::sigh::

So after we finished the signing.. we decided to go to the Olive Garden in Times Square, because Tommy loves this place, and Melissa and I have never been.. So we go.. and we were waiting, and decided to take some pictures while we waited by the bar for our table!

Mmm Olive Garden was good! and good bread sticks.. our waiters name was SERGIO! ...SO while we were eating, Melissa was discussing Madam Tussands Wax Musuem and me and Tommy have never been there and we wanted to go!! So we walked over there.. OK I was in AWE it was amazing, we walked in and I saw the Rock! and Michael Jackson! and we didn't even pay yet! It was glorious.. so we finally get a ticket and walk through..
We met so many celebs! Hugh Grant, RuPaul, John Travolta, Bette Midler! Even Christopher Reeves!! It was wonderful.. We took some pics with Madonna:
Tommy groped her up, then himself....

Some Elvis.. I'm in love with Elvis.. and this is my odd/sad attempt at the air guitar. i look spazzzzzz-tic

Then we met Sharon and Ozzy!! Tommy can't keep his hands off older sexy woman, obviously.... Myself, I was able to control myself around Ozzy lol...

Then Tommy creamed himself......

THE SPICE GIRLS!!
(minus Geri)

First he touched Victoria Beckhams hand

Then to bigger and better things.. we took group shots...

Now Kim creamed herself!!! lol we are such dorks

NSYNC!! My lord, there is something about Joey Fatone that made me want to push his wax figure against the wall and hump the hell out of it... I think Joey is like one of the sexiest men alive.. and and and I love him... I have pictures from when I really met him yet i was fascinated with taking 100 with him.. unfortunatly they are mostly in Melissas camera, she has a lot of great ones.. but by time we get those pics.. we will be old and grey.... anyway.. but! we got pics of us kissing Justin!
Tommy kissed him first...

Then I got jealous and had to sneak in a smooch

We then decided to investigate whut was UNDER the clothes lol.. come on! i KNOW you all were wondering as well.. WELL they have calvin klein undies and bulging penis's!! LMAO i swear!! I wanted to take em home with me!! god we are such dorks lol.. it was a great time tho... I took pics with Elton John, and Andy Warhol!!! And Joe Dimaggio and Barbara Streisand.. hah, it was fun, i felt like such a tourist yesterday tho muhaha

Jealousy Makes Me Sad...

2003-11-17T15:16:16Z

Tommy Here...

Just a bit of a rant...

Ok, I know we should be used to it by now cause we are Kim and Tommy, y'know but there is something about pathetic jealous people that still gets to me. Many of you reading this journal can understand what I mean, because I usually only associate with other amazingly-gorgeous-and-perfect-in-every-way people.

So yea...it seems like every one who isnt amazingly-gorgeous-and-perfect-in-every-way has nothing better to do than sit around and discuss those who are. Its understandable, of course but bothersome nonetheless.

Yes, we are the best thing since the day Victoria Beckham met Britney Spears...But, that doesnt mean we have to occupy the minds of all lesser beings 24-7.

Its sad...yet amazingly funny and flattering at the same time.

So yea, rant over. Thanks for listening...perhaps Kim will come along and jazz up this dull post with beautiful pictures or something...

Huh-huh Thank you very much...boooooom booooooom!

Random Pic

2003-11-16T02:10:52Z

This is a random pic from a few weeks ago at a hayride we went to..

7-11 Scam

2003-11-13T06:11:29Z

A random rant...

So tonight, Tommy and I went to 7-11.. as we do every night.. to get our Hot Chocolate.. and just recently EVERY 7-11 store has banners and advertisements that we can add whatever we want to our hot chocolate.. INCLUDING mini marshmellows! And we LOVE the marshmellows! They are a service that is supposed to go along with the damn hot chocolate.. which is what is advertised!! so every night we noticed (since we get it in the day also a lot) that they are never there at night.. thinking it was just our luck that they run out by the night time.. so we go into their cabinets and open a brand new one, thinking it's no big deal.. WELL!! TONIGHT!! we got caught doing this act!! and the indian dude, named YESH, comes over.. completely overlooks me and goes to Tommy.. "SIR, did you just get dat from the cabinet?!" Tommy says "Yeah" Yesh says "Well DONT DO DAT.. it is for tomorrows stash" or whutever.. I'm gonna start bringing my own damn marshmellows lol.. Does anyone else go to 7-11? Scope out the 7-11's in your town and see what the deal with the marshmelllows are! INSANITY I TELL YOU! INSANITY! ::sigh:: his name is YESH for pete's sake..

Our Mascot

2003-11-07T04:26:48Z

So while Tommy and I were garbage picking last night, we were driving to find some good ole fun trash, when Tommy screams "LOOK AT THE OWL!" now, there are no owls in NYC.. so i'm like WHAT?!?! Tommy is now in hysteria laughing telling me to back up.. and sure enough, there is a huge ass owl, but it was like hidden, i was like HOW DID YOU SEE THAT?! he was like eagles eye baby. so now he gets out to take a pic with the owl. and i was like ooooh Tommy, NO NO NO .... BRING IT IN THE CAR!!!!!!! So now we have a new mascot and pet!! We need to name him though.. we'll leave the naming up to all of you!

So after me and Tommy finished our giggles, we put the Owl in my backseat.. and he kept on falling over everytime i breaked.. and he was getting white stuff all over!!! so I had to put a towel on him, and buckle him in... good owl....

Here is Tommy posing with the Owl, our new friend...

Kim and the Owl.. hoot hoot!

Kim & Tommy.... The Garbage Bandits!!!

2003-11-06T09:11:33Z

So Tommy and I decided we may get a apartment together, and since we both are poor bastards, we thought we'd do a lil ghetttooo shopping.. and even got a pet on our route!!

Click to enjoy Kim & Tommys Shopping Adventure!

First we figured we would need to cook, cause we both enjoy eating quite a bit.. so we picked out this FABULOUS oven! Comes with frying pan and all!

In order to enjoy the fantastic meals I can whip up.. we do need some chairs to sit in to enjoy it.. after testing all the other chairs.. Tommy finally found one comfortable enough to eat his yums in...

We are assuming all our friends, including Niecy & Blu will bring us some mm mm beverages when they visit, we need a nice easy access refrigerator..

That took care of our needs in the Kitchen.. So after he eats, Tommy has this need to make sure everything on his face is still perfect.. since he is so vain and all... So we picked out this looovely mirror for our bathroom..

How about our bedroom? After much deep thought to this one. We decided a bed post with a lot of bars on it would be perfect for our bed, so that there are more handles for the loooooooove-making.. Isn't it decorative too?

Whoa baby, baby got back!

Phew, so much work we did so far.. We started to feel a lil dirty after all this shopping, so we decided we needed some cleaning devices.. aha, This washing machine was perfect! Comfortable AND cleans clothes.. can anyone ask for more from a washing machine?

I think it's time we started working out, this lovely gazelle that Tommy purchased for me because he thinks I'm too fat will do just fine... WORK IT GIRL!

Maybe we should start thinking about our gardening skills as well...
Tommy can wack the weeds with his Weed Wacker

While Kim can mow the lawn!! Oh, what a pair we are!

We also thought of decorations for our Holidays together.. Since Halloween just passed.. we thought this witch would be a beautiful addition to our home...

How about recreation? We need to have some fun too!!!
So we got a Barbie Dream Car

(i have NO idea what my hands are doing in this picture btw lol)

And a basketball hoop... OOOOO GOODY GUM DROPS!!

Tommy's basketball skills amaze me.. Look how tall he is!

And a fun ole wagon Tommy can push Kim in.. weeeee

We also got a wheel barrel for Tommy for Kim to push him in!! Double weeee

Kiddie Tool Sets are always fun to play with.. :)

Had to get a toy chest to keep all our goodies in now, didn't we... ahhh Nice and roomy, this will do...!!

Also a nice roomy box can always be a great toy, and a great storage space as well!!! See how much fun one can have in a box?!?!?!

Now go on.. be jealous.. don't ya'll want to live with us?!

But seriously.. look at the shit people throw away!! it's amazing!! We had a great garbage night... Other classic moments that happen was me having to pee so bad, i had to pull over and go in the woods, where tommy decided, after PROMISING ME to not look... to take a picture of me peeing... thank god his camera goes blurry from time and time, or else that would of been a fun pic to post.. tommy spotted our very own mascot also.. we will introduce him in our next post!! ENJOY!

Short & Sweet

2003-11-03T04:50:48Z

Well Halloween was on Friday and we managed to get in a few pics.. Tommy was Superman and I was Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. A lot of the pictures were taken in lieu of Blu & Niecy, because they needed a few special dedications themselves.. We would like to personally thank them both for their most recent post.. love it! We actually went into Toy's R Us to look for personalized stuff for you guys as well.. but they only have BRANDON.. no Brendon, so we will save that shot for when we find a Brendon... Anyway.. Here are the pics from Halloween!..
ORALLY YOURS!!!!!!!!!!

Well we started the night off slow.. but then when we finally finished our Trick Or Treating we got a clever idea to go to a the Waldbaums Supermarket...

In the supermarket, Tommy and I then decided to have a deep throating contest with some bananas.. I think Kim won ;)

Tommy was pissed Kim could handle the mighty banana better than he, so he ran up and down the isles screaming like a loony...

Kim then showed her Niecy Boobs, and it calmed down Tommy...

Even got him a lil excited....

This caused them to do the inevitable screwing...

Thank you, thank you... Orally yours with love,
Tommy,

And Kim <3

kimandtommy @ 2003-10-31T02:03:00

2003-10-31T07:03:49Z

Aha! Story # 2 - This is written by Tommy.. these pics were taken in Marshells.. they have a wonderful selection of coats! I suggest you all go look :)

One fine day Tommy and Kim decided to go on a picnic. It was a bit nippy outside so they decided to wear a coat. They entered their massive closet o' coats and looked for the one they were feeling today...
Kim quickly reached for her favorite "Fatty Girl" jacket...however, she forgot she was on her period and vowed never to wear red while surfing the crimson tide...NEXT...

Tommy tried on his fuzzy purple jacket but it didnt match his blue foot hat so he couldnt wear it this fine day...

Kim found the perfect jacket...the one she made from her very own pubic hair.

So Tommy had no choice but to wear the coat Kim made for him using her pubic hair as well...and imagine his luck...it matched his foot hat perfectly.

So they smile once for the camera before heading out...

La La La...So they hop into their fire truck...
Um, Kim wheres your jacket? We just spent hours looking for the perfect one...

Anyway They get to the park and Tommy has to take off the pube jacket too cause Kim did...So yea then Tommy, being the bball fan that he is, decided to shoot some hoops to impress the fly girls chillin at the park...Without fail, he lands every shot.

After Tommy hooked up with mad hotties, him and Kim sat down for their picnic.

When all of a sudden...Kim was trapped in a strange ball thing...

Tommy didnt have a chance to respond before he, too, was trapped in a strange ball thing...

Luckily, Tommy and Kim are amazing superretards. And they broke out of the strange ball things with ease...They heard that they werent the only ones being trapped in strange ball things...pretty people around the world were experiencing the same thing...So Tommy and Kim had a job to do, their picnic was ruined and they had to get to the bottom of who was trapping the gorgeous people of the world in weird ball things...

Then they decided not to help the other people because if all the other good looking people were trapped in balls, then they would be the best looking people (not trapped in balls) on the earth...so , instead of saving the world...they decided to screw.

Kim & Tommy's First Story

2003-10-30T23:43:47Z

Welcome!!!!!

So even tho Blu & Niecy saw this story already, no one else has.. Me and Tommy took these pictures the night I discovered Niecy and Blu.. and decided to try and set it up like them! hope you like!...

One day a handsome young man named Tommy was going for a nice walk in the rain, thinking about his dear old friend Kim and how he misses her so....

When speak of the devil.. Kim was ALSO talking a glorious walk.. when she thinks she spotted her dear old friend Tommy.. was it him?! she wasnt quite sure.....

YES!!!! it was!!

After not seeing each other for such a long time.. they gave their usual formal hellos...

After their formal hellos.. it turned them both on.. so they decided to get naughty. ya know.. for old times sake...
Kim decided to start off by undressing her sexy boy toy

Then things started to get kinky... Tommy unable to control himself started to attack Kim...

This made Kim go caraaaaaaaaaazy...So she decided to take control!

Ut oh..after they both collected themselves together.. they were quite emabrassed of the way they reacted to seeing each other...

Then they decided to hug and make up...

And go save the world!! dum dum dummmmm

kimandtommy @ 2003-10-30T02:00:00

2003-10-30T07:00:50Z

Hello all!! First off we must thank Blu & Niecy for being the glorious people that they are.. and giving us a code to make our own LJ together just like them.. We'd also like to thank Blu for the superb welcome on 2blu2betru.

Now let me tell you the story....
Why only yesterday I (Kim) was going thru LJ Communities, just to find something interesting when I came across one called vainasfuck. Niecy had posted her beautiful pictures on there and I looked at them, and came across a photo of her and Blu.. I was intrigued to look further when the caption under the photo said they post many other photos like that on there.. SOOO I look.. and I fell in love!! <3 They reminded me so much of me and Tommy that it was creepy. So I called Tommy to inform him about our new found twins, and he fell in <3 too! and the rest is in 2blu2betru. !!!!!!

We will start posting immediatly!! Hope you all enjoy us, as we do Niecy and Blu!